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mousebonesLikes:
- Antagonistic affection. People insulting each other with the greatest affection behind it and/or people affectionately smacking their loved ones.
- Sparring that turns into sex. Bonus if someone is pinned against a wall or the ground and made out with. Double bonus if they're pinned by the throat.
- Breathplay! Basically every possible variety of breathplay.
- Art: I love stylistic things like shoujo anime roses, and art nouveau! If you want to cover everyone in flowers or curls of smoke, go for it. Cartoony is fine, realistic is fine. Art is pretty! I am not good at saying specific things about it! Flower crowns! Kissing! Pretty clothes! OR blood and death and murder!
- Kidfic. If you give me something about a ship ending up with a baby somehow - pregnancy, adoption, 'whoops this kid's parents just got killed by bandits and there's no one else around to take it', whatever - I will be delighted. I love stuff about characters parenting.
- Makeouts. Someone being pinned against a wall by their partner for makeouts. (Someone being pinned against a wall by the throat for makeouts.)
- Flirting. Flirting that causes one or both parties to blush. Flirting that is enthusiastically returned in kind.
- Smoking, if you're writing/drawing a character that might be the type to smoke. (cough Isabela cough)Smut is welcome but not necessary!
DNWs:
- For those fandoms where I have requested ships containing men, please no focus on their jizz and minimal description of their dicks and balls. (Also, no 'slapping noises', pleeeease.) Smut is fine, just... like, soft focus? I don't want all the biological details of dicks. Smear some vaseline on the lens. Metaphorically. Please do not give me actual photographs of naked men, regardless of focus.
- M/f. Unless otherwise specified, if I requested an m/f ship, no power dynamics or F/m power dynamics.
- Humiliation/embarrassment.
- Setting AUs, especially modern. Canon settings please!
- Mommy/daddy kink or ageplay.
- Noncon on pairings I have not specified I want noncon.
- People angsting about being queer. No sexuality crises or homophobia, please.
- Coming out stories.
- Excessive drinking. I know the DA characters drink a lot, and Tommy owns a bar, but I would prefer characters not spend half the fic drunk.
Dragon Age (Video Games)
group: Alistair/Anora Mac Tir/Female Warden
I love this ship! There's only like two fics for it on AO3 last time I checked and I love them both. Any interpretation here is good with me - is the Warden the mistress of both Alistair and Anora and they find out their mistresses are the same woman? Does Alistair go into his marriage to Anora already in a relationship with the Warden and negotiating her remaining in his life and Anora finds she's interested in her too? (Bonus if Anora already knew she liked women because she was in a relationship with Ser Cauthrien. Hell, she can remain in a relationship with Ser Cauthrien if you want.) The Warden can be whatever origin you like, though if she's a public third monarch it probably makes more sense for her to be a Cousland.
group: Briala/Shianni
CITY ELF LEADERS. Organizing across Thedas for the rights of their people. Dealing with Shianni's temper. This probably makes more sense if a Tabris Warden got Shianni the leadership position at the end of Origins! (I prefer a female warden, if one is mentioned.)
group: Dagna/Lace Harding
They're cute and they'd be cute together! Harding can go out and find Dagna interesting materials! Dagna can make entirely too OP armor for Harding that would random a king! Harding can make sure that Dagna has furniture and things suited to girls of their height!
group: Isabela/Josephine Montilyet
Josephine wants to see the world and Isabela has a ship! They're both card sharks who play a brutal game of Wicked Grace! (Strip Wicked Grace?) They'd work either as a relationship or as pure PWP. Also they're both stunningly gorgeous, that doesn't hurt.
group: Lace Harding/Josephine Montilyet
Josephine sends Harding a bouquet of flowers. I ship things with much less foundation than that.
group: Sigrun/Hespith
...Okay, this is cracky even for me, but I just want Hespith to be happy, and Sigrun is in a better position to save her than most people, since she was in the Legion of the Dead while Hespith was in the Deep Roads.
I love this ship! There's only like two fics for it on AO3 last time I checked and I love them both. Any interpretation here is good with me - is the Warden the mistress of both Alistair and Anora and they find out their mistresses are the same woman? Does Alistair go into his marriage to Anora already in a relationship with the Warden and negotiating her remaining in his life and Anora finds she's interested in her too? (Bonus if Anora already knew she liked women because she was in a relationship with Ser Cauthrien. Hell, she can remain in a relationship with Ser Cauthrien if you want.) The Warden can be whatever origin you like, though if she's a public third monarch it probably makes more sense for her to be a Cousland.
group: Briala/Shianni
CITY ELF LEADERS. Organizing across Thedas for the rights of their people. Dealing with Shianni's temper. This probably makes more sense if a Tabris Warden got Shianni the leadership position at the end of Origins! (I prefer a female warden, if one is mentioned.)
group: Dagna/Lace Harding
They're cute and they'd be cute together! Harding can go out and find Dagna interesting materials! Dagna can make entirely too OP armor for Harding that would random a king! Harding can make sure that Dagna has furniture and things suited to girls of their height!
group: Isabela/Josephine Montilyet
Josephine wants to see the world and Isabela has a ship! They're both card sharks who play a brutal game of Wicked Grace! (Strip Wicked Grace?) They'd work either as a relationship or as pure PWP. Also they're both stunningly gorgeous, that doesn't hurt.
group: Lace Harding/Josephine Montilyet
Josephine sends Harding a bouquet of flowers. I ship things with much less foundation than that.
group: Sigrun/Hespith
...Okay, this is cracky even for me, but I just want Hespith to be happy, and Sigrun is in a better position to save her than most people, since she was in the Legion of the Dead while Hespith was in the Deep Roads.
Remember Me (Video Game)
group: Nilin Cartier-Wells/Headache Tommy
IT IS A CRIME THAT NILIN CAN'T MAKE OUT WITH HEADACHE TOMMY. He's huge and cheerful and scarred and he flirts! I love him! MAKE THEM KISS.
group: Nilin Cartier-Wells/Madame
KNEEL BEFORE MADAME. Look, that whole boss fight screams porn. I've actually noted down all the extremely porny things that Madame yells at Nilin during the fight: "I have a new game. A special game. Just for you! Would you like that? A private... lesson?"
"This time, you should stay forever."
"Let's play another game."
"You can't handle this, can you?"
"Enough of this! You cannot defeat me!"
"Run, my darling. Run."
"Welcome back. I've missed you."
"Your resistance thrills me, my darling!"
"Come to me, Nilin. Find me, if you can."
"Can't you do any better than that?"
"You are mine. Mine! All lower their eyes to Madame!"
"Worship me!"
"OBEY!"
"Suffer unto me!"
"You've learned nothing in your time away from me." Noncon is extremely welcome for this pairing. (Hard to make consensual, really.)
IT IS A CRIME THAT NILIN CAN'T MAKE OUT WITH HEADACHE TOMMY. He's huge and cheerful and scarred and he flirts! I love him! MAKE THEM KISS.
group: Nilin Cartier-Wells/Madame
KNEEL BEFORE MADAME. Look, that whole boss fight screams porn. I've actually noted down all the extremely porny things that Madame yells at Nilin during the fight: "I have a new game. A special game. Just for you! Would you like that? A private... lesson?"
"This time, you should stay forever."
"Let's play another game."
"You can't handle this, can you?"
"Enough of this! You cannot defeat me!"
"Run, my darling. Run."
"Welcome back. I've missed you."
"Your resistance thrills me, my darling!"
"Come to me, Nilin. Find me, if you can."
"Can't you do any better than that?"
"You are mine. Mine! All lower their eyes to Madame!"
"Worship me!"
"OBEY!"
"Suffer unto me!"
"You've learned nothing in your time away from me." Noncon is extremely welcome for this pairing. (Hard to make consensual, really.)
Kingdoms of Amalur
group: Maid of Windemere/Female Fateless One
She wants you to rule at her side! And she's so pretty! And she just wants to escape a fate she never wanted! I love her and I want to marry her and remake the House of Ballads in our image.
group: Alyn Shir/Female Fateless One
Your loyal friend who stays by your side even after you've forgotten her! With an outfit made up mostly of belts!
Maid of Windemere
SHE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY. I'd love character study about her past or future!
She wants you to rule at her side! And she's so pretty! And she just wants to escape a fate she never wanted! I love her and I want to marry her and remake the House of Ballads in our image.
group: Alyn Shir/Female Fateless One
Your loyal friend who stays by your side even after you've forgotten her! With an outfit made up mostly of belts!
Maid of Windemere
SHE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY. I'd love character study about her past or future!
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
group: Zelda/Urbosa
I ship them so much, aaaaa. Those cutscenes! Zelda falling asleep on Urbosa's shoulder! The size difference! Someone Zelda can trust, and there are so few people she can trust! Someone Urbosa can trust! They're adorable and I love theeeeeem.
I ship them so much, aaaaa. Those cutscenes! Zelda falling asleep on Urbosa's shoulder! The size difference! Someone Zelda can trust, and there are so few people she can trust! Someone Urbosa can trust! They're adorable and I love theeeeeem.
