Dear All In The Family author

Thank you for offering my fandoms, and I hope you have fun!

Likes:

• Antagonistic affection. People insulting each other with the greatest affection behind it and/or people affectionately smacking their loved ones.
• Sparring that turns into sex. Bonus if someone is pinned against a wall or the ground and made out with. Double bonus if they're pinned by the throat.
• Breathplay! Basically every possible variety of breathplay.
• One party coaxing and dubconning the other into a relationship for everything but twincest.
• Art: I love stylistic things like shoujo anime roses, and art nouveau! If you want to cover everyone in flowers or curls of smoke, go for it. Cartoony is fine, realistic is fine. Art is pretty! I am not good at saying specific things about it!
• Vids: I... have no idea how to quantify 'vid likes', I am not very analytic about these things. I just want to confirm that yes I do like vids and I didn't request them by mistake (for the canons I requested them in, they're not really viable for some). Uh. I can give you a list of my favorite bands, if that's a helpful things to do? I genuinely have no idea I've never requested vids in an exchange before I'm sorry. The bands'll be at the end of the letter.
• Spanking and flogging.

DNWs:

• For those fandoms where I have requested ships containing men, please no focus on their jizz and minimal description of their dicks and balls. (Also, no 'slapping noises', pleeeease.) Smut is fine, just... like, soft focus? I don't want all the biological details of dicks. Smear some vaseline on the lens. Metaphorically. Please do not give me actual photographs of naked men, regardless of focus.
• M/f. Unless otherwise specified, if I requested an m/f ship, no power dynamics or F/m power dynamics.
• I don't want a focus on other people being horrified by the incest. The parties involved can be all ~oh no, this is so wrong but it feels so right~, but I don't care what the rest of society has to say about them banging.
• Humiliation/embarrassment.
• Setting AUs, especially modern. Canon settings please!
• Mommy/daddy kink in pairings that do not involve an actual parent/child pair.
• Noncon on pairings I have not specified I want noncon.

Fandoms:

Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
Hitachiin Hikaru/Hitachiin Kaoru
Fujioka Haruhi/Hitachiin Hikaru/Hitachiin Kaoru

I'm going to combine prompts for these two somewhat, because they both involve the twins. So, the Hitachiin brothers! They are SO wrapped up in each other. That episode about how they refused to let anyone into their world and never liked anyone but that one maid who was a thief - agh. And then they start slowly letting Haruhi into their world, but they're still the most important thing there is to each other. I hated Kaoru ceding the floor to Hikaru, though, I want them to date her TOGETHER if they're going to date her. Maybe one of them is afraid that letting someone else into their relationship will ruin it, and they're persuaded otherwise by the other - or maybe he persuades his brother that it isn't safe to let anyone else see them that closely. Haruhi is the only one who's ever been able to tell them apart, and she's so blunt about it - how vulnerable does that make them feel, that she can tell them apart by personality?

Or! Something before they meet Haru (or AU where they never met her, if you'd prefer to age them up), and nothing has ever broken into their bubble. They're so wrapped up in each other and they don't know how to let the rest of the world in, and they don't want to. They're the only ones they can rely on.

Nekozawa Kirimi/Nekozawa Umehito

I 100% want Kirimi to be the instigator here. Umehito is her prince, the ideal she's been in love with since she was a toddler, and once she hits her teens she's going to demand she get him. And he adores his baby sister, he wants her to have anything she wants, so how could he say no to her? He's been working on his light tolerance, maybe, and/or she's been working on her fear of the dark, because she'll brave anything for her prince. (I'm going to say make her 15 at least. You don't have to explicitly state her age, just have it clear she's gone through puberty and understands what sex is and all that.)

Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Kalique Abrasax/Jupiter Jones

Kalique and Jupiter! Honestly, Jupiter has such a weird dynamic with all of the Abrasaxes - I'M NOT YOUR DAMN MOTHER, but to them she is, no matter how she denies it. Maybe Kalique is offering her protection from Titus and Balem. Maybe Kalique is offering her lessons in politics to survive the shark tank that is her life now. Maybe Jupiter just thinks Kalique is really attractive and she might as well get some fun out of this. Kalique can call Jupiter her mother, but I expect Jupiter to have some pushback on that front. (Maybe punishing her for calling her the wrong thing!)

The Venture Bros

Brock Samson & Dean Venture & Hank Venture & Rusty Venture

My poor lonely gen request. Nobody in this group is banging anybody else. (Shockingly, my twinshipping self is not into Hank/Dean somehow.)

Brock is often more a parent to the twins than Rusty is. Does Rusty hate that? Does Rusty even realize that? Brock knows how much Hank idolizes him. Until the OSI sent them Hatred instead, Brock was pretty much the one reliable constant in Dean and Hank's lives. 

Basically any point in the timeline is fine. Brock gruffly bandaging the skinned knees of tiny twins! The twins trying to cope with Brock's absence after he leaves! Dean dealing with Rusty's attempts to turn him into a superscientist! Hank dealing with Rusty saying he treats him so badly because he reminds him of himself! Everything about this family is a giant pile of fuckup, honestly. Also possible: Rusty and/or Brock dealing with the first deaths of the twins, the ones that led Rusty to grow clones from their toenail clippings. Like, Rusty is so bad at showing he cares about them, but look at the lengths he went to to have them in his life. God. Sorry, I'm just going to be over here dying of Venture Bros feelings now.


Ever After High

Jackie Frost/Northwind 

They're twins and they're dysfunctional and they don't trust anyone but each other. I'm... good with pretty much anything. Jackie is obviously the one in charge. They didn't have a long enough appearance for me to have really detailed ideas about them. Maybe a look at Jackie's frustrations slowly boiling over (that led to Epic Winter), and Northwind loyally following along behind? Or a look at them after Epic Winter.  Or just smut.

Mira Shards/Raven Queen

I'm so into this ship, help. Mira is pretending to be someone she isn't, pretending to be Raven's peer and a stranger, and Raven has no idea she's actually her mother. Mira attempting to seduce and/or dubcon and/or noncon Raven into being evil!

Raven Queen/Evil Queen

Alternatively: the Evil Queen trying to seduce/dubcon/noncon her daughter into being evil while her daughter does know who she is!

Raven Queen/Evil Queen/Faybelle Thorn
The Evil Queen and Faybelle trying to seduce/dubcon/noncon Raven into being evil! Faybelle wants the Evil Queen's approval so badly, she'd do anything. Look at Faybelle, Raven, she knows her place, and she accepts her destiny. Don't you want to be a good girl like Faybelle and get rewarded instead of punished? Basically 'slaves/pets competing for approval'. 

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 

 

Fred Weasley/George Weasley

Hello, my twinshipping heart is back. Fred and George are more gregarious than the Hitachiin brothers, but they're still each others' world. They understand each other better than anyone else. PLEASE NO DEATH, I know Fred dies in canon but I prefer to pretend that he does not. Something about them discovering each other, or discovering girls together, or discovering that they're more into each other than anyone else, however hard they try. (If you want to win my heart, I forgot I could nominate relatives with someone they're not related to and missed nominating Fred/Hermione/George. ODAO, of course, but if you have her with them I would be delighted.) I'm also interested in magical twin tropes - can they hear each other's thoughts? Feel each other's bodies? Swap bodies? Do they even know which one of them is Fred and which is George? (I would prefer that they do have at least two personalities between them, though. Twincest > selfcest.) If they have sex with different people at the same time, are they in danger of overloading on sensation/input?

Padma Patil/Parvati Patil

More twins! Parvati and Padma are in different houses - was that a difficult transition for them, to go from being together to being apart? Do they sneak into each other's rooms, or find abandoned classrooms? If you want to go for magical twins for these, did their bond suffer from them differentiating themselves like that? Are they almost strangers to each other now? Is Parvati starting to date Lavender and Padma's heart is broken? Possibilities!

Flora Carrow/Hestia Carrow

...Look, I told you I liked twins. Flora and Hestia have almost no canon details, so you can do basically anything with them. I haven't seen whichever movie it is they appear in, so no need to adhere to that appearance or anything. Are they each other's only refuge in the shark-infested waters of Slytherin? Are they from the Death Eater branch of the family and embracing it, or rejecting it? Are they from another branch that wants to differentiate themselves from the Death Eaters and they're trying to prove to people that they are or are not like Amycus and Alecto? Or are Amycus and Alecto their parents, and their family has a long tradition of twinbanging?

Dragon Age - All Media Types

Bethany Hawke/Female Hawke

Marian/Bethany! How long-standing is their relationship? Has it been since they were kids, or did it start after they went to Kirkwall? (Bonus: Is Isabela involved?) Does Marian just want to take care of her baby sister? Did Bethany initiate things? Super angst version: One of them is made Tranquil.

Leandra Hawke/Female Hawke/Bethany Hawke

...Or did their mother initiate them into it? Has she been teaching them how to be proper young ladies since they were little girls? This is a pairing where noncon/dubcon is fine.

Flemeth/Morrigan

I love Flemeth, but she was a terrible mother to Morrigan. Was she a terrible mother in extra ways? This is a pairing where noncon/dubcon is fine.

Male Aeducan/Bhelen Aeducan/Trian Aeducan

Extra heartbreak points on the Aeducan origin if the brothers were all incesty! Bhelen, you jackass.

Crossover Fandom

Fred Weasley (HP)/George Weasley (HP)/Hitachiin Hikaru (OHSHC)/Hitachiin Kaoru (OHSHC) ×

Two sets of red-headed mischievous twins! I love whoever nominated this. There are broadly two ways you can go with this, I guess - either sticking the Weasleys in the Host Club setting, or sticking the Hitachiins in the Harry Potter setting. So... Fred and George go on a trip to Japan for research and visit the Host Club? The Hitachiin brothers go on a business trip to the UK and visit Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes? The Hitachiin brothers are wizards and go to Hogwarts? The Weasley twins go to Ouran Academy and prank the Host Club incessantly? So many possibilities! Go wild.
 

Music I like: Indigo Girls, Voltaire, Taylor Swift, Heather Dale, Les Miserables, Seanan McGuire, Melanie Martinez, S.J. Tucker, Brimstone Rhine, Les Miserables, RENT, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Disney movies, Marina & The Diamonds, Vixy & Tony, P!nk, Emilie Autumn, Assemblage 23, The Cruxshadows, Frou Frou, musicals in general